Movie Archive
These are the best movie clips the internet has to offer. I have compiled these from across the globe for your viewing pleasure, and I'm constantly adding more, so check back often. There are currently over 30 MB of movie files here, in my own server space, so there are no broken links here! Well, here they are, the best there is, the cr�me de la cr�me, the movies.

dynamics.qt1.9MB Hilarious discussion between Homer and Marge about why Bart and Lisa must go back to school, involving a perpetual motion machine that "just keeps going faster and faster" and the "unwholesome" activity of flying a kite at night.
dohdeer.qt219KB [Drives into deer statue] "D'oh! A Deer! A female deer!" Also available in wav format
cheeks.qt958KB "Hi, I'm Doctor Butts. I'm doing my rounds and I'm a little behind"
worker.qt2.4MB Soviet Bloc version of Itchy and Scratchy, Worker and Parasite
wang.qt1.2MB Martin: "Thank goodness he's taken attention away from my shirt."
stupid.qt1.8MB Homer: "I'll never do another stupid thing" [runs into wall]
simmons.qt3.7MB Burns: "Release the robotic Richard Simmons . . ." [Hilarity ensues involving a robotic Richard Simmons. Very scary]
house.qt2.1MB A not-so-effective anti-burglary scheme narrated by Professor Frink.
gremlin.qt3.1MB Bart: "Otto, Otto, there's a gremlin on the side of the bus . . ."
Thompson.qt2.4MB Homer in the federal witness protection program.
fire.avi2.6MB Homer wakes up in a fire.
flintstones.avi2.4MB Hilarious flintstones parody. Also available in wav format
bond.avi4.0MB Homer dealing to a James Bond-like character and getting him killed.
treevi1.qt1.2MB Wiggum kills the captain of the high school basketball team, thinking him a monster in Treehouse of Horror VI
aolintro.qt2.0MB Show intro which makes fun of AOL